I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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