yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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