Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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