if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
