"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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