Do vagina's smell?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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