Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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