Dual....:-)
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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