just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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