A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The air was thick with penises
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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