The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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