She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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