Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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