dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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