If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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