So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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