this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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