yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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