remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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