Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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