Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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