He is like the real live version of the state fair..
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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