question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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