Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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