Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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