I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
A+ Viking dick
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
