She said her name was "party"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We left an ass print on the piano.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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