id be glad to
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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