Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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