And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
So. Much. Porn.
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