the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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