i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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