Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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