Soap is not a condiment
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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