i just had sex bonerless
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
