So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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