Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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