its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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