After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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