I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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