sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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