Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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