Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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