is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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