Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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