This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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