I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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