Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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