he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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