Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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