we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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