My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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