My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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