Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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