When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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