whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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