Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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