I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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